I've got some stuff for your stuff!

diamoncls:

Me: *looks at phone for 10 seconds*
Adult: WOAH GEE GOLLY YOU CANT GO 10 MINUTES WITHOUT DIGGING YOUR HEAD IN YOUR PHONE CANT YOU

anthxny:

#classact

shotsfiredat221b:

dulect:

chicken-nuggets-galore:

Do twins have the same sized dick?

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Both reactions work

hokuto-ju-no-ken:

grubsludge:

funk-dabble:

littleleahlamb2k14:

grubsludge:

bury me in armor so I’ll be ready for the skeleton war

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ready

why is his fricking chest uncovered? that’s ppor planning right there

what are you gonna do?

stab a skeleton in the heart?

no, I’ll play their rib bones like xylobones and destroy the morale of the skeleton army with my sick and delightful xylobone playing

if u are readin this then congrats u can read

queefdollaz:

sadversaceblunts:

^Learn how to spell

u still read it correctly tho so who winning? we both winning? stacks on deck patron on ice imma pop bottles all night baby i can spell howeva i like!!!!!

batbottoms:

Me. Today. Shit.

I GOT A BIG FAT ASS
bewbin:

"the weather seems ruff today doesnt it Spot haha?""dont patronize me Greg"

bewbin:

"the weather seems ruff today doesnt it Spot haha?"
"dont patronize me Greg"

theogblackjesus:

whitegirlsaintshit:

what if your barber added some waxing and pubic grooming services to the menu?

would you let your barber shape your pubes up?

give me da boosie fade

reach-for-thee-skyy:

phoenix-aflame:

deadm4nwalking:

the-frostiest-of-butts:

I just can’t

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how bad the puns on this site are getting

get out.

That is the best pun EVER

"green B?" 

"leaf B?"

"B leaf?"

"Believ-

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-annoying:

i want flawless eyebrows and $100,000

codyaferg:

wow-suchbree-veryblog:

"If white people are so privileged why is there a Black Entertainment Network and no White Entertainment Network?"

"Men don’t have privilege, there are women’s only gyms!"

"Why isn’t there a campus centre for straight/cis people!?"

SAME REASONS WHY IN MARIO KART YOU DON’T GET BLUE SHELLS OR LIGHTNING BOLTS WHEN YOU’RE ALREADY IN FIRST PLACE, ASSBAG.

This is honestly the best explanation I have ever seen.

eccentric-disney:

wait a minute this isn’t my homework

this is tumblr

how did this happen