Me: *looks at phone for 10 seconds*
Adult: WOAH GEE GOLLY YOU CANT GO 10 MINUTES WITHOUT DIGGING YOUR HEAD IN YOUR PHONE CANT YOU
Do twins have the same sized dick?
Both reactions work
bury me in armor so I’ll be ready for the skeleton war
why is his fricking chest uncovered? that’s ppor planning right there
what are you gonna do?
stab a skeleton in the heart?
no, I’ll play their rib bones like xylobones and destroy the morale of the skeleton army with my sick and delightful xylobone playing
^Learn how to spell
u still read it correctly tho so who winning? we both winning? stacks on deck patron on ice imma pop bottles all night baby i can spell howeva i like!!!!!
Me. Today. Shit.
"the weather seems ruff today doesnt it Spot haha?"
"dont patronize me Greg"
what if your barber added some waxing and pubic grooming services to the menu?
would you let your barber shape your pubes up?
give me da boosie fade
I just can’t
how bad the puns on this site are getting
That is the best pun EVER
i want flawless eyebrows and $100,000
"If white people are so privileged why is there a Black Entertainment Network and no White Entertainment Network?"
"Men don’t have privilege, there are women’s only gyms!"
"Why isn’t there a campus centre for straight/cis people!?"
SAME REASONS WHY IN MARIO KART YOU DON’T GET BLUE SHELLS OR LIGHTNING BOLTS WHEN YOU’RE ALREADY IN FIRST PLACE, ASSBAG.
This is honestly the best explanation I have ever seen.
wait a minute this isn’t my homework
this is tumblr
how did this happen